GOP Comic Version of Who's On First

Romney's "left" foot and Romney's "right" foot (on Monday and then on Tuesday)...

But, never this Mitt Romney

The GOP in this presidential cycle is really in one huge mess about who is up, who is down, and who is next in line for the PR coverage, poll experts, and of course SNL comics.

Latest:

•  Bachmann, up after winning the Iowa straw poll, says she is still okay and never made any gaffe that hurt her, even though she is at 4 percent.

•  Perry who entered the race with everyone cheering wildly about his entrance has made so many gaffes that big blue (IBM) can't even keep up.

•  Cain enters full bore and then, bingo: he hits stone wall of women accusers. This story is still ongoing with his lack of knowledge and poor appearances about Libya and about most things foreign and domestic.

•  Gingrich. Now old Newt. What can be said about him other than his trail of lies, deceit, phony video and book scams and oh, yes, disgraceful exit from Congress (who he was booted as Speaker)... his antics make Wall Street crooks look like saints, sort of.

•  Romney: Outside in the limo, engine running. ready to go.

Just wait until after the first primary in NH following the Iowa thingy ...  Memo for the Republicans out there: Hang on tight and look for the nearest lifeboat.